WOW, I suck

Thank you for visiting the site... I stupidly let my domain expire that was hosting all the important parts of SNACK TIME. So, please, excuse the broken images and come back April 17th 11:06pm or later and everything will be BACK TO NORMAL... until then, I cry & eat hot dogs.

SNACK TIME is back !!1

Men's Pocky was a review request by Akiko! 

You can find Pocky at (probably) all Japanese markets: http://pocky.jp 

IMO v good for gaming. You can two finger the chocolate-free-stick-base and easily hold 1 or 10 in your mouth at a time. 

The idea is exciting but they are so small you can chomp through a whole box and still be left wanting to get your bone off. QQ

The box opens up like a pencil set and the Glico logo makes me squeak.

Really, I have no idea what the name of this snack is. The only thing in English on the package is WHITE ROSE. 

You can find them at most Famima!! markets: http://www.famima-usa.com 

IMO V V good for gaming ! Somehow they got the ice cream perfectly sealed inside the waffle- no mess & perfect size for paws.

BOINNNOINNGGOOINOINGGG!!1 (that's what my boner sounds like when I eat this) ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE IN A WAFFLE....

just...

think about it.

It took me an absurd amount of time to rip this thing open. I'm sure it's a safety precaution so I don't try and eat 5 of them at once.

This week I got drunk, which happens once a year, and on this special occasion I like to go big. This year I managed to get my phone lost/stolen, told unassuming people that I loved them on TV- the one time they were on TV, and threw a handful of Smarties at my boyfriends back as he walked out of his bedroom at 3 am. All hugely regrettable and perfect examples why I suck. So in honor of this annual occasion I made a short Hangover Special SNACK TIME. 

NOTE: I couldn't even muster the strength/courage in my weakened state to draw something pro looking 

Burger King, thank you for serving me after the dizzies stopped and helping me mask the faint smell of rum: http://www.bk.com 

IMO soda and fries are a perfect tweak when all you have the energy for is running Deadmines over and over. Must... Have... Cat Carrier...

When you feel this bad it's hard to perk that boner, but I firmly believe the soda bubbles and greasy grease fries settle a barf tummy the best.

The soda: I love anything comically large and/or bigger then my head.

The fries: The holder says "FRYPOD", which I will assume means my fries just got back from outer space, which is AWESOME.

SMOKE A SMARTIES!!1

Quick, mini, micro, half assed Snack Time. I got my computer back mthr fckr !!!11

  Baked Jalapeno Cheese Crunchies, found at Trader Joes: http://www.traderjoes.com 

IMO not good for gaming. These guys have hella cheese dust.

Crunch, cheese, & spicy make for a sweet boner.... BUT a late night nom nom = residual jala-cheesy funk in your mouth in the AM... no matter good you brushed.

Nothing special here.

My laptop went into a coma shortly after my 1st post :(  Please send sympathetic vibrations my way so we can have more SNACK TIME!!!  /cry  

Until next time...

  Materne Go Go Squeez Applesauce: http://www.materne.us
  Easy to find at Whole Foods in the juice, jelly, peanuttbutter section.

IMO v good for gaming. you can hold it in your mouth handsfree if you get ganked in Stranglethorn and need to stunlock that biotch.

Applesauce is pretty healthy and not super magical. If you think about the days of caprisun pouches, it will give you a halfy at best.

The packaging is great. Easy to save some for later with the screw top and fun to SUC ‘N SMOOSH.

Gus loved it. Gus loves everything. Gus tried to eat my mom’s house phone.

Mt. Olive Pickle Pak: http://www.mtolivepickles.com
I found them at Vons, but I’m sure they are at every grocery.

IMO v bad for gaming. Pickle juice all over your fingers and the threat of liquid spillage on your harddrive- NO WAY DUDE!

Pickles are great but these kind of suck.

2 of 4 for looking like a little pickle jacuzzi.

Pfft, he would.